TAKE ALL MY MONEY

During my weekly troll of favorite sites, I came across the most insane, perfect, WTF is it skirt at Jcrew.com It’s like a western-Gilded Age- cake topper with pink polka dot tulle.  If I had $1000 laying around, this would be obvious best use of said money.

Funday w shorties

Easter is the perfect day for matching Victoria Beckham for Target dresses, with matching rose for momma.  I used to mercilessly mock the IDEA of matching outfits, but when shown these dresses with freaking bunnies on the collars, I gave in.  Totally worth it. 

Meow Wolf 

Spring break 2017 is a far cry from, say, Spring Break 2000.  Both involved some real weird shit- the 2000 version was a beer bong and possibly homicidal pizza delivery man ( long story).  In 2017, we have a visit to Meow Wolf,  an multiverse art installation with eyeball trees and refrigerators that lead to…

On Wednesdays We (Still) Wear Pink 

Lurking in my aging body beats the heart of the girl who made ‘fashion violation’ tickets with her bitchy friends and gave them out in high school.  Mean girls forever!  

Thundersnow!!!

Angry gods bidding February goodbye with some Colorado Thundersnow??? Fight back with glittery sunglasses and some BONKERS high heeled rubber and neoprene Sorel boots. 

Like mother like daughter 

If you ever wonder about nurture v nature, ponder this candid shot of Eleanor and I. Basically the same person.   Except my outfit was more expensive. 

A Lesson in Failure

This is a longer read than usual, but stay with me friends. January is inherently a terrible month, and this one has been worse than usual.  Hence my total radio silence.  Who wants to see “OOTD:  oversized sweater and weird politically-caused pimple on cheek.” But I’ve pulled myself back from the brink before, and I…

Ootd: totally court appropriate tights! 

Getting dressed in January is not fun.  The thrill of getting out sweaters and boots evaporated weeks ago and Spring dresses feel a million years away.  Soooooo….. tights with moons and stars!  It’s the little things right? And look how cute this bow is.  I can’t see it but I know it’s back there somewhere….

Ootd:  kitchen cat 

After a delightful day of Lawyer, I get to do Mom.  I want to do Netflix.  Luckily this badass velvet leopard dress is comfy enough for vigorous stirring.

Ootd: Apocalypse Soonish

What does one wear while waiting for the end of the world?  Ideally I’d wear a ball gown and drink but I had to go Adult so we settled on a Tracy Reese dress w pockets and a silk pinstriped blouse.  Probably still going to drink.