The art of shopping at Forever 21 (when you are totally not 21)

The greatest myth about Forever 21 is that it’s target audience is 21 year old’s.  The clothes are really geared towards middle schoolers, who have limited budgets, questionable taste, and 4% body fat. So, when a certain old lady goes wandering in there, you think, what the fuck? I am about 20 years too old…

Clear the Rack & Exercise that Nordstrom Card

It’s here again!! My most beloved sale event is ON.  25% off all clearance, some of which are already marked at more than 75% off retail.   I snuck away from work to get to Nordstrom Rack as it opened so I could harvest the best, uh, fruit? Where is this metaphor going….  Anyway, an…