The art of shopping at Forever 21 (when you are totally not 21)

The greatest myth about Forever 21 is that it’s target audience is 21 year old’s. ┬áThe clothes are really geared towards middle schoolers, who have limited budgets, questionable taste, and 4% body fat. So, when a certain old lady goes wandering in there, you think, what the fuck? I am about 20 years too old…

Clear the Rack & Exercise that Nordstrom Card

It’s here again!! My most beloved sale event is ON.  25% off all clearance, some of which are already marked at more than 75% off retail.   I snuck away from work to get to Nordstrom Rack as it opened so I could harvest the best, uh, fruit? Where is this metaphor going….  Anyway, an…