Reward yourself for Adulting

You know those stickers kids get for doing the most basic shit? You brushed your teeth! Way to go for making it through a whole day without biting anyone!!! Well you deserve some props too.  Because being an adult is 95% doing things you don’t want to do and that no one notices or cares. Proving again…

Ootd: take that Friday

Obviously this shirt is not going to court with me, but it sums shit up pretty well.  Props to my girl Paige Parker for this Etsy treasure.  I will now index some police reports.  Fuck off indeed.