Where have I been? Well, between the new season of British Bake Off, the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, and my actual job which I sometimes have to do, I have not been tending to the the Blog.
So today I have something very special for you. I give you…… What the Fashion! I’ve decided to share the most absurd “clothing” I find on the glorious internet. First up, we have the FESTIVAL WINGS.
This abomination sells for $64 at ASOS.
Bonus: the cleaning instructions are to “wipe clean” to remove the mud, beer, port-a-potty grime etc that they would accumulate like a broom at whatever awful music festival you’re wearing these to.