Where have I been?  Well, between the new season of British Bake Off, the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale, and my actual job which I sometimes have to do, I have not been tending to the the Blog.

So today I have something very special for you.  I give you…… What the Fashion!  I’ve decided to share the most absurd “clothing” I find on the glorious internet.  First up, we have the FESTIVAL WINGS.

This abomination sells for $64 at ASOS.

Bonus:  the cleaning instructions are to “wipe clean”  to remove the mud, beer, port-a-potty grime etc that they would accumulate like a broom at whatever awful music festival you’re wearing these to.