Look! I can use my blouse to commit suicide, which is what I want to do after looking at the mess the kids made (see, scenic background). A light shirt under a modest shift or a-line dress is a super easy way to look grown up as seasons transition without having to buy new stuff.
Category: adulting
OOTD: Mixed prints and shoes of doom
On days when I have to go do some yelling in court, I like to suit up and wear a shoe built for stabbing in eyeballs / looming over my opponents. But, like, in a fun way, right? Mixing prints is not as hard as you think. A little clashing is okay but make it…
Chaos and the art of not tidying up
Once you don’t have an adult to tell you to clean your room, what happens? Well, if you’re a hot mess, your closet turns into a knee-deep pile of sadness. I give you, Exhibit A: I’m well aware that I need to stop being a slob. “Spend five minutes every night hanging things back up.”…