You know those stickers kids get for doing the most basic shit? You brushed your teeth! Way to go for making it through a whole day without biting anyone!!! Well you deserve some props too. Because being an adult is 95% doing things you don’t want to do and that no one notices or cares. Proving again…
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Ootd: take that Friday
Obviously this shirt is not going to court with me, but it sums shit up pretty well. Props to my girl Paige Parker for this Etsy treasure. I will now index some police reports. Fuck off indeed.
Ootd: fat day tunic
Okay so it’s more like a fat month. Or fat several months. But this tunic covers an unappealing situation and it has elephants on it. Note to self: the beer and cheese diet hadn’t caught on for a reason sister.
NYFW Spring 2017: the highs, lows, and weird hemlines that are both. Part I
Back in the Time Before Internet, all we had was Vogue and Style with Elsa Klensch on CNN Weekend. Watching the shows almost as they happen was not a thing (unless you’re actually at the show, which lets be real, I’m never going to be). You saw what an editor wanted you to see, what buyers…
Ootd: I am a storm cloud
Yes it’s bright and blue here in Boulder but I have to do some Adult Lawyer Shit and am suited accordingly. I’ve made poor life choices.
Ootd : last days of summer
Summer is wrapping up with beer & pizza festival. Most Boulderites are wearing activewear. I am, naturally, not.
Ootd: places to go
Dude, August is the worst. So hot. So busy. But September is here! And tights! Although still super busy and out the door.
Tipsy cooking: heart attack sticky buns
It’s generally important to eat healthy food, high fiber, no additives, blah blah blah. These sticky buns are gloriously unhealthy. Like, zero nutritional value. And yet, you will think about them every week until you give in and make them, eat them, and the cycle will repeat. They are fucking amazing. And require no actual…
Ootd: Mermaid off the port bow!
Vail has a pirate ship playground which makes no sense whatsoever but the kids (and girls who always thought Wenches seemed rad) love it. Also proof that you don’t have to wear fleece and yoga pants just because you’re in Colorado.
Clear the Rack & Exercise that Nordstrom Card
It’s here again!! My most beloved sale event is ON. 25% off all clearance, some of which are already marked at more than 75% off retail. I snuck away from work to get to Nordstrom Rack as it opened so I could harvest the best, uh, fruit? Where is this metaphor going…. Anyway, an…
Ootd: Sit!
The power of Marc Jacobs compels you! Darwin the beagle is not persuaded…..
the reluctant adult 