Getting dressed in January is not fun. The thrill of getting out sweaters and boots evaporated weeks ago and Spring dresses feel a million years away. Soooooo….. tights with moons and stars! It’s the little things right? And look how cute this bow is. I can’t see it but I know it’s back there somewhere….
Tag: ootd
Disco rodeo
When my bossfriend asked me what on earth I was wearing, the answer came immediately: disco rodeo. It’s denim and sparkles and prairie boots and the perfect antidote for blustery day blues.
Like a jungle cat
So there was this Marni blouse that had cats on it that I was dying for. But even I couldn’t justify spending $1000 on a blouse. With cats. Imagine my glee when I found this impostor cat blouse at H&M during black Friday/weekend for $7. Scorrrre. To help balance out the mass-produced poly blend sadness…
Festive snow boots & work Snuggie
It took until December, but we finally got some snow here in Denver. I was getting anxious not because I worry about devastating wildfires and drought– no– I really wanted to break in the sweet boots and break out the sweater dress (i.e work-appropriate Snuggie).
The shipping emporium / bee shoes
Between the constant incoming boxes from various online merchants and the outgoing things I sold on Poshmark and Ebay (which are unsurprisingly things from said online purchases that don’t fit or are weird), I have accumulated a lot of shipping materials. Like, to the point that my coworkers come to my office when they need…
Ootd: target run
Everyone, even mega-celebrities like myself (chortle) need a place where you can get lemon extract, hair dye, and $200 of WTF random objects. Seriously, what did I just buy? Style tip: I refuse to let a closet full of open-toe shoes lie dormant for 5 months. Wear some opaque tights with those bad boys. …
Ootd: a little boob
I was trying to go for a 1970’s Town and Country vibe. The photobombing 7 yr old adds a certain”realness.” I also realized after I got to work that you can totally see my boobs. Generally I am pro-boob. In court, not as much. BThe skirt is METALLIC.
Ootd: Apocalypse Soonish
What does one wear while waiting for the end of the world? Ideally I’d wear a ball gown and drink but I had to go Adult so we settled on a Tracy Reese dress w pockets and a silk pinstriped blouse. Probably still going to drink.
Ootd: take that Friday
Obviously this shirt is not going to court with me, but it sums shit up pretty well. Props to my girl Paige Parker for this Etsy treasure. I will now index some police reports. Fuck off indeed.
Ootd: fat day tunic
Okay so it’s more like a fat month. Or fat several months. But this tunic covers an unappealing situation and it has elephants on it. Note to self: the beer and cheese diet hadn’t caught on for a reason sister.
Ootd: I am a storm cloud
Yes it’s bright and blue here in Boulder but I have to do some Adult Lawyer Shit and am suited accordingly. I’ve made poor life choices.
Ootd : last days of summer
Summer is wrapping up with beer & pizza festival. Most Boulderites are wearing activewear. I am, naturally, not.
the reluctant adult 