Oh boy, 2017 was a real delight. The world didn’t end but did get noticeably shittier.
I have gained 5 lbs since Thanksgiving. My house is a mess. But we’re all still alive-ish and I got a new kitchen and like 100 new pairs of shoes this year so could be worse? I am wearing this amazing Hermione Granger Time Turner necklace and will use it to manipulate time so I can watch more TV. The sweater (which is helping to hide cookiebeercheese belly) is Ted Baker.
Diet starts tomorrow. Well, Tuesday. Probably. Happy New Year.
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Great stuff. The world is officially less shitty