bonkers shoe party!

So…. Katy Perry is now selling shoes at Nordstrom.   Please send money to my Kickstarter so I can GET ALL THE SHOES.  If she will only sell the sparkler-bra I will have the perfect outfit for closing argument on my homicide trial.

When life gives you lemons get some vodka

I’ve had a bitch of a week at work and finally got to the gym this morning (Yea!) and when I got to the gym realized I had left my work clothes at home (Boo!) and had only a sports bra and leggings.  To wear to court (Fuck!).   Luckily Target opens at 8am so…

Procrastinating via Googlemaps

I am so anxious about work that I was up at 3am fussing over it. But as soon as I get to the office, the desire, no, NEED to look at maps of Lake Bikal in Siberia becomes totally more important.  BTW Lake Bikal is the deepest and largest freshwater lake in the world and…

2017 is FINALLY over

  Oh boy, 2017 was a real delight. The world didn’t end but did get noticeably shittier. I have gained 5 lbs since Thanksgiving.  My house is a mess.  But we’re all still alive-ish and I got a new kitchen and like 100 new pairs of shoes this year so could be worse?  I am wearing…

Why you should shop all the time

First of all, I’ve spent the last two months curled in fetal position due to work stress.  Not good.  While I’ve still be dressing like a Boss, I just didn’t have it in me to take pics and I looked like a sad Zombie Mom/Lawyer.  Grim shit. But it’s fall!  And tights!! This delightful tweed…

Summer Forever

I ‘accidentally ‘ set my OOO message to read I would be back in April.  Oh and I bought this rad hat at the grocery store because beauty’s where you find it right? 

Celebrate 

After many long, angry months, the kitchen is done.  I baked some bread.  Then I ate the bread.  Totally worth it. 

TAKE ALL MY MONEY

During my weekly troll of favorite sites, I came across the most insane, perfect, WTF is it skirt at Jcrew.com It’s like a western-Gilded Age- cake topper with pink polka dot tulle.  If I had $1000 laying around, this would be obvious best use of said money.

Funday w shorties

Easter is the perfect day for matching Victoria Beckham for Target dresses, with matching rose for momma.  I used to mercilessly mock the IDEA of matching outfits, but when shown these dresses with freaking bunnies on the collars, I gave in.  Totally worth it. 

Heels + grass = suburban Godzilla lady 

After work (yes I wore a cardigan with the dress in court,  I’m not a heathen!) I was in my yard looking for tulips like one does.  My new Alexander Wang heels are now muddy but I have this awesome shot where I look like I’m going to go eat some villagers.   

On Wednesdays We (Still) Wear Pink 

Lurking in my aging body beats the heart of the girl who made ‘fashion violation’ tickets with her bitchy friends and gave them out in high school.  Mean girls forever!  

Thundersnow!!!

Angry gods bidding February goodbye with some Colorado Thundersnow??? Fight back with glittery sunglasses and some BONKERS high heeled rubber and neoprene Sorel boots.