So…. Katy Perry is now selling shoes at Nordstrom. Please send money to my Kickstarter so I can GET ALL THE SHOES. If she will only sell the sparkler-bra I will have the perfect outfit for closing argument on my homicide trial.

So…. Katy Perry is now selling shoes at Nordstrom. Please send money to my Kickstarter so I can GET ALL THE SHOES. If she will only sell the sparkler-bra I will have the perfect outfit for closing argument on my homicide trial.