I always wanted to be a cool girl in a leather jacket. My fellow 1990’s goth/ punks all had them. Black. With spikes and grommets and buckles. Maybe the cover art from a Black Flag or New Order album drawn lovingly on the back. But I couldn’t pull it off. I was too…. girly. More…
Tag: Nordstrom
bonkers shoe party!
So…. Katy Perry is now selling shoes at Nordstrom. Please send money to my Kickstarter so I can GET ALL THE SHOES. If she will only sell the sparkler-bra I will have the perfect outfit for closing argument on my homicide trial.
Why you should shop all the time
First of all, I’ve spent the last two months curled in fetal position due to work stress. Not good. While I’ve still be dressing like a Boss, I just didn’t have it in me to take pics and I looked like a sad Zombie Mom/Lawyer. Grim shit. But it’s fall! And tights!! This delightful tweed…
The meowiest dress from FW 2016, now at Nordstrom….
I know FW 2016 shows were like, a million years ago but I still think fondly upon Dolce & Gabbana’s fairytale romp which proved that minimalism is the worst. More is more! If you need a reminder of why you should wear more fringe, patterns, metallics, buckles and bows (preferably all at the same time) check out…
the reluctant adult 