bonkers shoe party!

So…. Katy Perry is now selling shoes at Nordstrom.   Please send money to my Kickstarter so I can GET ALL THE SHOES.  If she will only sell the sparkler-bra I will have the perfect outfit for closing argument on my homicide trial.

Why you should shop all the time

First of all, I’ve spent the last two months curled in fetal position due to work stress.  Not good.  While I’ve still be dressing like a Boss, I just didn’t have it in me to take pics and I looked like a sad Zombie Mom/Lawyer.  Grim shit. But it’s fall!  And tights!! This delightful tweed…

The meowiest dress from FW 2016, now at Nordstrom….

I know FW 2016 shows were like, a million years ago  but I still think fondly upon Dolce & Gabbana’s fairytale romp which proved that minimalism is the worst.  More is more! If you need a reminder of why you should wear more fringe, patterns, metallics, buckles and bows (preferably all at the same time) check out…