Oh boy, 2017 was a real delight. The world didn’t end but did get noticeably shittier.

I have gained 5 lbs since Thanksgiving.  My house is a mess.  But we’re all still alive-ish and I got a new kitchen and like 100 new pairs of shoes this year so could be worse?  I am wearing this amazing Hermione Granger Time Turner necklace and will use it to manipulate time so I can watch more TV.    The sweater (which is helping to hide cookiebeercheese belly) is Ted Baker.

Diet starts tomorrow.  Well, Tuesday.  Probably.  Happy New Year.