Suit vests have a bad Nancy Grace vibe. And honestly when I try to adopt menswear trends I look about as hot as Nancy Grace. I ‘found’ this weird vest in my closet I wondered if I could do something less, um, Nancy Grace with it. The sheer pink blouse pretties…
Tag: ootd
Ootd: Dankeschön Nordstrom Rack!
While avoiding my parenting and household duties this past weekend, I went to Nordstrom Rack for Clear the Rack (25% off all clearance items!) After flipping through tons of crappy poly blouses and indescribably ugly sweaters, I found…. a size 8 Marc Jacobs silk dress $1200 marked down to $200 and possibly– dare I hope?– on clearance. The…
Ootd: Whoooo’s wearing age-inappropriate owl socks?
Ugh. Those three-day weekends. To help perk up, wearing sweet owl socks. I have to go to the effing jail so wearing a flesh obscuring sweater. Take that Tuesday! Socks, Kate Spade; heels, Michael Kors; dress, vintage; sweater, J. Crew.
Ootd : America & Shit
While my feelings towards America run from tepid hope to resigned disgust, I do appreciate those who fight to keep our ridiculous world going. So to celebrate I get drunk and wear a semi-themed outfit right? Right…..
Vampire summer: A pale girl’s guide
I don’t do well in heat. Like rash/barf not well. I burn in 10 minutes and no, it does not turn into a “base tan” whatever the fuck that is. I burn, peel, freckle, and die. But yet, in what appears to be some kind of cycle, summer is here again. Yea. It’s not that…
OOTD: OG style (that’s Olde Goth)
This is goth grownup. (Please play Joy Division in your head right now). I love color and print but all black will always be all Queen Bitch.
Ootd: Sweater dress. In May. WHY.
Ah, Colorado. I bought this dress knowing it would be October before it made an appearance but good ‘Ol Colorado weather brought it out sooner. Yea? Maybe weather gods will come take these damn files? I can sacrifice the crazy bone and animal tail necklace (yes it’s real but it’s like 150 years old so…
Ootd: I just can’t
The worst part of Adult is that you have to like, do shit. All the time. Even when you feel like dog balls and it’s raining. Luckily office friend has a Sherlock Holmes couch for self pity flopping. Wearing a cheerful skirt but it’s not working. Even a tweed/ floral combo can’t help me now….
Jail birds ootd
I don’t know what’s more strange- the number of shirts I own with bird print or the fact that I seem to wear them whenever I have to go to the jail. Today I realized it’s a subliminal message to my clients….
OOTD: Fake Thin-ness
Well, it’s finally sunny here in Denver and…. I have to spend the day at a conference on vicarious trauma. Naturally. To combat the overzealous AC, I wore a little leather/ wool combo jacket by Sachin & Babi which makes me look thing even after my 5th free conference croissant. Jeans, Paige. Brown tank Gap…
OOTD: Mostly just coffee
When motivation is at an all-time low, it’s time for coffee (I think this is #3) and Neko Atsume. I love mixed print more than anything (other than cats and coffee) and this dress does it for me. I took some creepy close ups so you can see the amazing workmanship that went into this….
OOTD: WTF?
Today I’m wearing snow. Because it’s snowing. Like right now. Oh and a beautiful J.Crew pearl necklace.
the reluctant adult 