Suit vests have a bad Nancy Grace vibe.

And honestly when I try to adopt menswear trends I look about as hot as Nancy Grace.  I ‘found’ this weird vest in my closet I wondered if I could do something less, um, Nancy Grace with it.

The sheer pink blouse pretties it up, and scary black patent loafer/heels play up the menswear vibe.  Check out the metallic icepick heel!