Well folks, it’s the freakin weekend and I am still child free thanks to my husband’s insane road trip with the little monsters. Currently too blubbery for my jeans but who cares? A denim dress is even better.
Tag: Style
Ootd: Mama’s got a new baby
Yes, the birth of my children was great, but getting this sweet ass MBMJ bad for under $150 (Nordstrom Rack, org. $550) is really almost as good. And I don’t need to feed or diaper the bag….
Ootd: SisterWife Style
All-white outfits are weird. They always seem to have a specific “job” like a bridal gown or tennis or vestal virgin sacrifice. But it’s also kinda refreshing to go white– no pattern, no color. Simplicity. Except I really hate simplicity so I added a giant metal necklace, red lips, and some complicated shoes.
Ootd: advanced lawn care
After a decade of successful avoidance, the husband has forced me to learn to mow. Maxi dress probably not best choice but I’m not wearing some hideous Capri dockers even if this ends in loosing a foot.
OOTD: Not even donuts
Usually donuts and some fun mixed prints cheer me up. Not today friends, not today. I’m included this terrible photo of myself to capture the desolation.
Ootd: Menswear for Prissy Girls?
Suit vests have a bad Nancy Grace vibe. And honestly when I try to adopt menswear trends I look about as hot as Nancy Grace. I ‘found’ this weird vest in my closet I wondered if I could do something less, um, Nancy Grace with it. The sheer pink blouse pretties…
Ootd: Dankeschön Nordstrom Rack!
While avoiding my parenting and household duties this past weekend, I went to Nordstrom Rack for Clear the Rack (25% off all clearance items!) After flipping through tons of crappy poly blouses and indescribably ugly sweaters, I found…. a size 8 Marc Jacobs silk dress $1200 marked down to $200 and possibly– dare I hope?– on clearance. The…
Ootd: Whoooo’s wearing age-inappropriate owl socks?
Ugh. Those three-day weekends. To help perk up, wearing sweet owl socks. I have to go to the effing jail so wearing a flesh obscuring sweater. Take that Tuesday! Socks, Kate Spade; heels, Michael Kors; dress, vintage; sweater, J. Crew.
Ootd : America & Shit
While my feelings towards America run from tepid hope to resigned disgust, I do appreciate those who fight to keep our ridiculous world going. So to celebrate I get drunk and wear a semi-themed outfit right? Right…..
Selling, buying, and rage at Thredup.com
As you may have gathered, I like to shop. A lot. Which means I end up with some things that don’t quite fit, that I wear once and am like, meh. Not feeling it. Most of these notquiteright items are new / nearly new and nice enough brands that I don’t want to just chuck them in…
OOTD: OG style (that’s Olde Goth)
This is goth grownup. (Please play Joy Division in your head right now). I love color and print but all black will always be all Queen Bitch.
Ootd: Sweater dress. In May. WHY.
Ah, Colorado. I bought this dress knowing it would be October before it made an appearance but good ‘Ol Colorado weather brought it out sooner. Yea? Maybe weather gods will come take these damn files? I can sacrifice the crazy bone and animal tail necklace (yes it’s real but it’s like 150 years old so…
the reluctant adult 