Outlet mall trickery / treats

Nothing fills my heart with joy like finding a buried Marc Jacobs dress, in my size, at 80% off (sorry kids, you’re number two on mommy’s joy list, well, top ten at least).  There are great online options but sometimes a girl just want to go pet the clothes.  Outlet locations are great for finding a fashion…

OOTD: Mixed prints and shoes of doom

On days when I have to go do some yelling in court, I like to suit up and wear a shoe built for stabbing in eyeballs / looming over my opponents.  But, like, in a fun way, right? Mixing prints is not as hard as you think.  A little clashing is okay but make it…

J.Crew, a love story

Led by perpetually cool Jenna Lyons, J.Crew has become one of my favorite stores.  If you’re not shopping at J.Crew because you still associate it with those catalogs from 1992 that show cheerful girls on yachts, you’re making a big mistake.  Yes, there are staples like Breton striped shirts (see below) and suits.  But also…

Online shopping for maximum badassery at TheRealReal

TheRealReal.com  Somewhere in Moscow, the beautiful girlfriend of an Oligarch sits upon a pile of designer shoes like Smaug the dragon.  After wearing them once, she is bored and they are last season so wearing them would be очень плохо.   She has her maid send them off to TheRealReal, an online consignment wonderland where un-rich girls…

Dress like you mean it-Know your size for online shopping

Oh, internet, sweet internet.  Is there anything more satisfying than shopping online when you have no money and are supposed to be working? If you are not a fan of shopping (wierdo) you can still build a functional adulty wardrobe without having to deal with annoying mall people. You have to do some leg work first,…

Dress like you mean it.

Dressing like you live in your car is not okay.  Clothing is one of the few perks of adulthood so don’t ruin it with a stained Bugs Bunny t-shirt and “yoga” pants.  I may be an epic failure at housekeeping, parenting, anger management, etc. but this bitch can dress!  And you can too.  No excuses….